Build it, and they will come.
The grand unveiling of RNGC this summer brought together like-minded people on what is being branded the toughest short course in the world.
Dan Davies' ferocious backyard golf course was pounded out of Devon soil over lockdown, a lifelong dream coming to fruition at a property he doesn't even own.
This Curly-Wurly layout features swampy bund so thick that you could lose a small child, wonky bounces so ferocious they may contravene the Geneva Convention, and greens so small that no shot can be called 'good' in the air.
Because this is not about fairness. This is about fun.
The committees, the dress codes, the etiquette. That stuff has its place, but it's certainly not here.